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Professional Performer

Use Dan Hollander as your guest performer for your show!


Professional Performer

He'll entertain you like no one else can! 


Dan was four years old when he saw Scott Hamilton dressed in a chicken outfit on Champions on Ice, laughing till he had tears in his eyes.  Since then comedy has been the main focus in his skating career.  He was a full cast member of COI from 2000 until it closed in 2007, and continues to perform making audiences laugh world wide.

For availability to have Dan perform in your skating show please contact:  Dan@DanHollander.com


Dan's famous routines:


I'm Yours & Dancing

I'm Yours

Created 2008

Choreographer: Dan Hollander, Don Ross & Marcia Little

I heard this GREAT song “I’m Yours” by Jason Mraz. I couldn’t stop listen to it, knowing that I would eventually skate to it (just like Heaven is a Half Pipe for “Angel”). Listening to the words told a story to me of a bum looking for love, yet the world of women only see him as a bum. So the idea was to do a small dance to woe a girl, who then skated away because they weren’t interested. So I start off sleeping on a bench (collapsable from Costco, 2 pack for $30 bucks, GO Costco!) with a girl sitting on the other side. I wake up, do my dance, she says forget it. This happens three more times. Finally I end up sitting back down next to this “bum” girl who seems smelly to me. At this point she jumps up and starts to do MY dance!!! I now realize that I’m being too superficial, just like the other 3 girls were to me, and this is my true love! So I hop up, do my dance, we finish and skate off together.

Dancing

Choreographer: Marcia Little & Dan Hollander

So Frank and Anita called me right before I left for Sun Valley and told me the theme of this year’s show is “Dancing.” I had planned to do Bugs and Elmer as the second routine. I was talking to Marcia about this wondering if there was a second routine that might be better suited for the theme of the routine. She jokingly said, “make up a new one,” knowing that I take a long time to figure out a routine. Well, one thing led to another, and between the two of us, we came up with a second routine based off the first one. So I come out with my bum girl, start to dance, then get into myself way too much and leave her. I finally bumped back into her, and she asks me to do a little dance for her…I say no, she gets mad, so I decide I better…which becomes “Private Dancer”, I stripe, and the number finally ends. So this is just a fun routine to finish off my story of the bum and his girl.

Dan Hollander