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Here you can check out all about my crazy adventures that skating has taken me. From seminars to shows, I'm sure you will find something entertaining from behind the scenes.


Journal


Champions On Ice 2000

Champions On Ice 2000

Here you can check out all about my crazy adventures that skating has taken me. From seminars to shows, I'm sure you will find something entertaining from behind the scenes.


Federal Judges are Here!!!

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So the head honcho told me this private show was the 9th circuit district thingie m’ bob (the technical term for it) which included a bunch of a federal judges. So I jokingly said, “you should tell the announcer to ask if anyone in the audience could help with a parking ticket.” I thought it was funny. She told me that they would like to make each of the shows a bit customized to the groups who come, but there wasn’t enough time. Well, I took that as a personal challenge. So that was Saturday. Sunday I went to the local “Kings” I think it is called, which is like a small K-mart. So white sweat pants, pack of 3 white t-shirts, and black spray paint for 20 bucks. Then the local paint supply for a free white painters hat. Drew some lines, sprayed some paint, hemmed and thinned out the pants, and voila, instant prisoner outfit. Then I put the opening music into an “alarm” sound, into my routine. I had the announcer say, “coming soon to a court room near you, Dan Hollander.” The alarm goes off as I skate from side to side freaking out with my back to the audience, turn to face them, do a hands up, then start Tappin’ with Bob. For whatever reason the music guy decided to pause the music...which really bummed me out because its a sight gag with the alarm...not a reveal, wait for 3 seconds, and then start.....grrrrr.....

So here it is, at least I landed all my jumps in it!

Dan